INCIDENT REPORT #A51-0051 · WARDROBE FAILURE

Alien Frank
lost his
pants.

Mid-abduction, the tractor beam glitched and vaporized his A51 jacket clean off. Now he's standing in the middle of the desert with nothing but a ray gun and his dignity (also missing).

Help a naked alien out. New shirts just dropped.

Dress like Frank → See the evidence ↓
$19.99 teesBlack only, naturallyPrinted on demand
CLASSIFIED FOOTAGE
$19.99COVER
HIM UP
Interstellar · Intergalactic · Introverted
Evidence recovered from the Area 51 archive

Pick Frank's new fit

Frank needs clothes. So do you.

Take Me to Your Stack tee
EXHIBIT A
Take Me to Your Stack
$19.99
 Area 51 Security tee
EXHIBIT B
Area 51 Security
$19.99
 First Contact tee
EXHIBIT C
First Contact
$19.99
 Battle Ready tee
EXHIBIT D
Battle Ready
$19.99
See the whole collection →More designs landing soon 🛸

Frank's still out there. Cold.

Don't end up like Frank. Grab your tee. Dress like Frank →
/// SERIAL REGISTRATION

Tee's on. Make it official.

Register your Naked Frank Tee and you'll be assigned a serial number — join the live count, same tracker watching over Little Frank's map.

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